strange so it's true

I hate it when I stay up kind of late at night and end up getting hungry again, as if it were time for another meal. I am usually awake long enough for four meals, but it isn't appropriate for one to eat four meals a day unless one is on a diet that consists of many small meals throughout the day. The calories wouldn't be appreciated, either. I always want strange things in the night--right now, for instance, even though I already brushed my teeth and have worked a bit on the term paper (feelings of inadequacy overwhelm), I want onion rings. Onion rings! Typically, I'm not so crazy about onion rings. They're good, but usually so greasy that I feel like my sweat glands are going to secrete onion-scented oil or something. (What a lovely image, hmm?) But if someone were to bring me a massive plate of onion rings right now, I would consume them manically and regret nothing till morning.


Thank goodness I have Photo. It's important to have something to feel excited about. Other than non-existent onion rings, that is.