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Jess ([livejournal.com profile] phosphodae) linked to a funny/disturbing fundamentalist Christian teaching site in a recent entry...lots of stuff about the earth being less than 10,000 years old, the T-Rex on Noah's Ark, Nabu the (assumed Hindu) elephant who's "lost count" of his gods, Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew, etc. I followed links to what is quite possibly the most hilarious rant against infant baptism I've ever read. Granted, I haven't read many, but it is a RAP to the beat of "Baby Got Back"! It's so funny that I don't even feel annoyed with the purpose of the site--I was baptised as a baby and see it more as a symbol. I'm pretty sure my parents weren't thinking, "Hey, maybe we can save our daughter from hell by baptising her before she understands what's going on! Bwahahhawahhahaaa!!!!" And anyway, that's not the point.

The point is, you don't want to miss "Baby Got Baptism"! You should also read the preface to the lyrics, under the heading "Paedobaptism is 'wack'". "Do not be put off by the unusual spelling; it is part of the hip-hop vernacular."

Date: 2004-10-14 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athena025.livejournal.com
hahahahahaha

Date: 2004-10-14 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athena025.livejournal.com
wow, they sure get pissed off about a lot of useless stuff.

(ps jesus loves me more than you because i got immersed, you heathen)

Date: 2004-10-14 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athena025.livejournal.com
one more comment:

WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS
http://objective.jesussave.us/babyj.html

Date: 2004-10-14 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sidewalksparkle.livejournal.com
Oh my Lord. (Literally.) That's the scariest thing ever. I was not expecting it to say "Why" and it totally freaked me out.

How in the world do they expect this to "save" anybody? If this was my introduction to Christ I would be appalled and disgusted. I'm still appalled and disgusted--and glad that this isn't, in fact, my first introduction to Christ.

Date: 2004-10-14 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sidewalksparkle.livejournal.com
Did you notice that it smiles when you click on it? It's a really smarmy looking smile, too. Ugh ugh ughghghgg.

Date: 2004-10-14 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forboston.livejournal.com
whoa. just whoa.

A parody

Date: 2004-10-14 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Go to the on-line store, under 'baby Jesus' items. I am not making this up- they sell 'anti-fornication thongs' with a picture of that baby Jesus face on them. And get this- there is the very clear outline of a circumcised penis visible on the undies. This, and the fact Lambuel's head spins around like in 'The Exorcist' when you click on it, and Jesus is white with unnaturally blue eyes and sounds like a demon, and for many other reasons, I do believe this site is a very involved satire.

Lindsy

Date: 2004-10-15 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awakeningdancer.livejournal.com
sounds really funny :)

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