Jiggy4Jesus, my new favorite group
Oct. 14th, 2004 12:53 pm![[personal profile]](http://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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phosphodae) linked to a funny/disturbing fundamentalist Christian teaching site in a recent entry...lots of stuff about the earth being less than 10,000 years old, the T-Rex on Noah's Ark, Nabu the (assumed Hindu) elephant who's "lost count" of his gods, Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew, etc. I followed links to what is quite possibly the most hilarious rant against infant baptism I've ever read. Granted, I haven't read many, but it is a RAP to the beat of "Baby Got Back"! It's so funny that I don't even feel annoyed with the purpose of the site--I was baptised as a baby and see it more as a symbol. I'm pretty sure my parents weren't thinking, "Hey, maybe we can save our daughter from hell by baptising her before she understands what's going on! Bwahahhawahhahaaa!!!!" And anyway, that's not the point.
The point is, you don't want to miss "Baby Got Baptism"! You should also read the preface to the lyrics, under the heading "Paedobaptism is 'wack'". "Do not be put off by the unusual spelling; it is part of the hip-hop vernacular."
phosphodae) linked to a funny/disturbing fundamentalist Christian teaching site in a recent entry...lots of stuff about the earth being less than 10,000 years old, the T-Rex on Noah's Ark, Nabu the (assumed Hindu) elephant who's "lost count" of his gods, Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew, etc. I followed links to what is quite possibly the most hilarious rant against infant baptism I've ever read. Granted, I haven't read many, but it is a RAP to the beat of "Baby Got Back"! It's so funny that I don't even feel annoyed with the purpose of the site--I was baptised as a baby and see it more as a symbol. I'm pretty sure my parents weren't thinking, "Hey, maybe we can save our daughter from hell by baptising her before she understands what's going on! Bwahahhawahhahaaa!!!!" And anyway, that's not the point.The point is, you don't want to miss "Baby Got Baptism"! You should also read the preface to the lyrics, under the heading "Paedobaptism is 'wack'". "Do not be put off by the unusual spelling; it is part of the hip-hop vernacular."
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Date: 2004-10-14 12:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-14 12:04 pm (UTC)(ps jesus loves me more than you because i got immersed, you heathen)
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Date: 2004-10-14 12:05 pm (UTC)WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS
http://objective.jesussave.us/babyj.html
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Date: 2004-10-14 03:25 pm (UTC)How in the world do they expect this to "save" anybody? If this was my introduction to Christ I would be appalled and disgusted. I'm still appalled and disgusted--and glad that this isn't, in fact, my first introduction to Christ.
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Date: 2004-10-14 03:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-14 01:31 pm (UTC)A parody
Date: 2004-10-14 11:11 pm (UTC)Lindsy
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Date: 2004-10-15 03:27 am (UTC)